welcome to machu picchu.. i’ll be your guide.

welcome to machu picchu.. i’ll be your guide.

420snorlax:

i’m gonna start using this line

dont joke about murder i was murdered once and it offends me

toothpast:

mosebys:

nicki looks like shes fucking arguing with fans

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but really

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And this is why you can never fucking trust the media

gotitforcheap:

break up with her 

gotitforcheap:

break up with her 

hannigrammibal:

we-are-his-army:

flipphones:

do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts

I had to walk to another room

my dads a prison guard and i asked him this and he just sat down on the floor and put his head in his hands

neptunain:

to catch a bus you have to think like a bus

loveless-fallen-angel:

i-mnotbrokenjustbent:

madlori:

I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.

i just choked on my tea

I chocked on my damn soda!

loveless-fallen-angel:

i-mnotbrokenjustbent:

madlori:

I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.

i just choked on my tea

I chocked on my damn soda!

stop:

human:

human:

why do girls hang out in odd numbered groups? 

becs they can’t even

Person: Have you seen that episode where...
Me: I have seen every episode, go on

jonasnightingay:

somebody please let this man retire 

niick4:

im so tired but ill probably be awake until 3 am for no reason