welcome to machu picchu.. i’ll be your guide.
i’m gonna start using this line
nicki looks like shes fucking arguing with fans
And this is why you can never fucking trust the media
break up with her
do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts
I had to walk to another room
my dads a prison guard and i asked him this and he just sat down on the floor and put his head in his hands
to catch a bus you have to think like a bus
I have decided that I will reblog this every time it comes across my dash because it makes me laugh until I think I’m going to puke.
i just choked on my tea
I chocked on my damn soda!
somebody please let this man retire
im so tired but ill probably be awake until 3 am for no reason