hope-for-komaeda:

bunnywithacape:

'Olay?'
‘Olay.’
The Fault In Our Sombreros.

Nacho average love story.

it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions

lamelohan:

mom: can i look at your grades ple-

me: image

bettywhite4ever:

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

starbuckers:

I wish my name was brad so that I would be 75% rad

judgeable:

i’m probably the best at losing friends

the-barricade-girl:

oh sweet jesus

oh sour jesus

oh BBQ jesus

oh cool ranch jesus

oh doritos locos tacos jesus

pkmntrainermadoka:

when ur friend starts liking something u rly like

image

evallannn:

Surprise motherfucker

evallannn:

Surprise motherfucker

macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

disowns:

image

when bae sets up a surprise date <3