F Many chicken nuggets
amazign:

me avoiding my responsibilities

amazign:

me avoiding my responsibilities

amlour:

one time in high school this kid started choking on a roll and instead of helping him i said “how breadful” and that about sums up how useful i am in emergencies

thirstfollower:

i really hate it when people dont complete their sentences its so

d0nn0:

clestroying:

When your friends are all talking about their sexual experiences and you’re just in the corner like

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IS THIS SERIOUSLY STILL GOING AROUND

serenade-her-in-the-morning:

thattallsummonerguy:

altair-al-astorah:

hedgehog-o-brien:

suddenlyoranges:

l20music:

hiphopfightsback:

This shits just ridiculous. Probably the worst torture in the history of torture.

SAND FLOOR ROOM 

So basically it’s a torture device, where a person is put into a room with slow moving sand-paper at the bottom. There is no way out.

The person has to walk forward to keep from getting send to the corner and scraped.

Eventually after days of walking, the person will get tired and won’t be able to anymore.

What happens next, is pretty gruesome and self-explanatory. 

FUUUUUCK!!!

please no

I´m a writer I whisper as I secretly find this extremely fascinating

holy shit that’s horrific

I think the only point in time in life where these would be life saving…..

It got better

akupitiyo:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

reclusivewanker:

m-ignon:

dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

Half our generation wouldn’t even understand that

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

pastelbat:

The only dates i get are updates

squirticuno:

Me in class when someone finish speaking

squirticuno:

Me in class when someone finish speaking

maralizelegaljuana:

tylerchokely:

i love big d*cks

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deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

Katy Perry’s first and last attempt at crowd surfing