rnike:

How about being stabbed

rnike:

How about being stabbed

eternalsailor2chainz:

E X C U S E M E YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.

eternalsailor2chainz:

E X C U S E M E
YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.

betaorionid:

i tried uploading a .bmp as an icon and tumblr makes me apologise for its own shitty inability to recognise image files

betaorionid:

i tried uploading a .bmp as an icon and tumblr makes me apologise for its own shitty inability to recognise image files

q1w2e3r4t5y6u7i8o9p0a:

they seriously arent kidding when they say all the good urls are taken

yoncehaunted:

When the teacher answers your question but you still don’t understand 

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iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo

yungghunty:

Boy: Wanna go out sometime?

Me: No, I’m sorry. I’m really trying to focus on my career right now.

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Catfished in 2014
You: babe get on skype im tired of looking at just pictures
Fakeass: im sorry babe i dont have a smart phone or wifi
You: .....but i met you thru instagram
Fakeass: babe wow how could you not trust me?! I thought you loved me
You: fine.....but i really cant believe im dating a model from ANTM Season 3 :)))

movsi:

*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity* 

fruitpacks:

meeting peoples moms for the first time is so intimidating because i cant tell if theyre a strict mom or a laid back mom and as i ride in their car i have to slowly figure out what breed of mom they are

Anonymous asked: WHY ARE YOU SINGLE

lemuelcushing:

because i didn’t forward that chain email letter in 2004

covocal:

the fact that people think in different accents really gets to me